This racy wedding photo is getting lots of attention, and not in the good way

Wedding photos are inherently boring to pretty much anyone who isn’t in them. And, honestly, that’s sort of to be expected. It’s hard to spice things up when it comes to photographing newlyweds, who simply want decent photos of the dress, their faces, and maybe one or two kissing shots.

Then again, some couples welcome a bit more creativity in their nuptial photos — and the results have varying degrees of success, to say the least.

Photographer Michel Klooster recently photographed a couple who wanted to do something a little different for their wedding photos. And when I say “different,” I mean “scandalous,” “bizarre,” and “ill-advised.”

Apparently, the mother of the bride thought it would be “funny” to take a wedding photo in which the bride appeared to be performing fellatio on her new husband. So, being an accommodating photographer, that’s exactly what Klooster did.

Wow. Just … WOW.

I don’t know which is more unsettling: the fact that the couple agreed to pose for (and pay for!) this photo, or the fact that a mom actually suggested having her daughter get down on her knees in her wedding dress to pose for a bawdy photo on her wedding day.

Klooster, for the record, thinks that everyone criticizing the photo is simply being prudish. “Anyone who considers this offensive is in my eyes still in the year 1996,” he wrote in his Facebook post (translated from German). “Give those people their fun … Life is a prude.” (Everyone knows that the summer of ’96 was the summer of blowjobs, man.)

And, in case you thought the blowjob photo was an isolated incident, there is also a picture of the married couple pretending to engage in vehicular sex. (Which, granted, is slightly less tasteless than the fellatio photo … but only slightly.)

In his Facebook post, Klooster adds that these photos were simply some lighthearted snapshots in the middle of a standard wedding photoshoot. “Of all the pictures that have been taken there is one playful, which in 10 years is great to talk about.”

Sure, Michel. I would love to be in the room when this married couple celebrates a decade of marriage by pulling out a blowjob photo to show their children.

But hey, to each their own. If the bride’s mother suggested it, you can at least bet that most of the family is on board with these weird, TMI wedding vibes. I hope this couple will be very happy performing oral on one another for years to come.

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