There are few things that are sacred in this world, and one if them is the delicious boxed comfort known as Hamburger Helper. If you didn’t get the Helper at least once a week growing up, we led very different lives, my friends. It’s noodles. It’s meat. It’s sauce. And it’s saltier than one Twitterer who got his ass handed to him.
Twitter user @CBEV_3 tweeted a Snapchat screenshot of someone making what looks to be Beef Stroganoff Hamburger Helper, with the caption “wife me.”
Which, in an of itself is a pretty funny snap and are those rocks on the stove???
But when Hamburger Helper got wind of Chris’ attempted savagery, they hit back with their own subtle snap:
DAAAMN. I did not know this little white glove could come out swinging like that!
It didn’t take long for people to come to the defense of Hamburger Helper.
So what have we learned here?
Maybe don’t insult (a) women and (b) the time-honored American tradition that is Hamburger Helper. Unless you want to get owned by a 4-fingered glove.