I point the gun at Gosling, then Reynolds
"Neither of us is a clone!" Reynolds says
"No shit, Gosling—no one said anything about clones!"
— batkaren (@batkaren) October 27, 2017
just googled at what age a man fully emotionally matures and it deadass said 43 years old.. I’m out
— Maggie Carlos (@the_maaggg) November 1, 2017
Bruno Mars is like if Prince was born and raised in a Target.
— Janine Brito (@janinebrito) November 7, 2017
Not all who wander are lost but all who post that quote are unemployed.
— Daley Haggar (@d_haggar) November 4, 2017
"yr not like other girls" my guy i am the amalgamation of every single girl i've ever thought was cool
— lil (@chickpeapatty) November 7, 2017
If you update your porch pumpkin with a Santa hat I will call the police.
— Boo Mancino-Williams (@Manda_like_wine) November 3, 2017
Three middle school boys are riding bikes outside, and if pop culture's taught me one thing, they're about to find something otherworldly.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) November 4, 2017
I just saw an ant lose its shit over a crushed peanut butter M&M and I’m pretty sure I work for Pixar now
— Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson (@MaraWilson) November 9, 2017
You don't realize how old a movie is until you see the computer in it
— Mave (@MavenofHonor) November 8, 2017
I've spent my day alternating between listening to Stevie Nicks and Lil Kim and now I feel like a witch who only casts spells to make guys go down on her.
— Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) November 9, 2017
i have 280 characters so that means my tweets will now be in MLA format
7 November 2017
In today’s day and age, the backbone of our society can be defined by one word: memes. Sweeping the globe, memes act a
— ThanksgivBean 🍂 (@ninaapenzo) November 8, 2017
twitter feed now looks like a bunch of conversations i am trying to get out of at a party
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) November 8, 2017