The weekend is finally upon us and while we know you’re more than eager to start your happy hour right now, there are a few more hours to go before freedom. Fortunately, we’ve got a great news recap from this week that’ll carry you through Friday. You’re welcome.
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2. Drake getting caught on the jumbotron pouring Perrier into a cup
Thanks to the Raptors Social Media Manager, we get a view of Drake pouring himself a cup of pink grapefruit Perrier. Unfortunately the timing just wasn’t right because something triggered him to be caught off-guard. Is he feeling awkward? Is he feeling confused? Is he feeling happy?
3. Cole Sprouse hilariously insulted himself (and his penis) on Twitter
For reasons that are utterly inexplicable, Cole Sprouse (of The Suite Life of Zack and Cody fame) has an excellent Twitter account. His highly entertaining tweets are persistently self-deprecating and self-aware, and honestly, he sounds far too well-adjusted for someone who’s been in the spotlight since childhood.
One of Cole’s favorite online pastimes is habitually roasting himself — and, as he proved with one recent tweet, he’s not afraid to hit himself where it hurts.
4. Lady Gaga’s thirst-trap bikini photoshoot
The public has still felt entitled to comment on Gaga’s figure at every available opportunity — most notably, after this year’s halftime Super Bowl show, when people made insensitive remarks about her stomach “flab.” Fortunately for all of us, Gaga recently decided to blissfully ignore this negging and bless everyone with an impromptu bikini photoshoot on the beach that basically says, “Eat your heart out, haters.”
5. The Ta-Ta towel now comes in holiday patterns
As you may recall, the Ta-Ta Towel went viral earlier this summer, thanks to its simple and compelling purpose: eliminating pesky underboob sweat for full-chested women when they’re getting ready after showering (or just lounging around the house). Thanks to the product’s initial success, Ta-Ta Towel is releasing two new patterns just for the holidays — a move which was so popular that the site actually crashed upon their release. (Don’t worry, it’s working again.)