10 of the most absurd items from Gwyneth Paltrow’s “Ridiculous, but Awesome” Goop Gift Guide

Every holiday season, Gwyneth Paltrow releases her Goop holiday gift guides of some of the best thoughtful to the most bonkers gift picks. From the very expensive to the very outrageous, I kind of want it all. Unfortunately I can’t afford it.

If you take all of the items from her lists this year, it adds up to well over 6 million dollars. You read that right. There’s an actual item that is just 6 mil alone. Regardless a girl can dream and some of the “Ridiculous, but Awesome” gifts would be greatly appreciated.

1. A pod for your pad.

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“Get the benefits of flotation therapy in the privacy of your home with the Royal Spa residential float tank. Floating is a soothing way for you and your family to ease the stress caused by life’s daily activities. Proven effective in treating insomnia, depression and other health conditions, flotation therapy also promotes increased blood flow and lowers blood pressure.”

Get it for $16,500

2. For when the yacht is in the shop.

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“This yellow sumarine is the ultimate toy for yacht owners and offers a unique a unique opportunity to explore the hidden depths of the ocean floor.”

Price upon request

3. For you and your ride and die.

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“Ural Baikal LE comes in new Baikal Blue metallic colorway with Yamal orange interior accents. Standard equipped with our legendary on-demand 2 wheel drive and sidecar mounted spare wheel, this Ural is ready to take you far beyond the marked trails. Cut through the ice, literally, with the side mounted high carbon steel hatchet.  Keep your vodka in the VSSL x Ural compact flask and light your campfire with Titan stormproof matches.”

Get it for $14,499

4. Rose gold for your rose.

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“Puiforcat’s champagne tumbler has been crafted in France from polished rose gold.”

Get is for $2,590

5. The gift of complete and total solitude.

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“The structures on North Saddle Caye include two twin luxury villas and two guest cottage. All are spacious, inviting and skillfully designed using exotic Belizean hardwood. Both Villas have 20ft high vaulted ceilings, fully equipped kitchen, matching Master bedrooms with en-suite bathrooms and wall to wall glass doors capable of withstanding up to category 4 hurricane conditions. One guest cottage has a full kitchen, two bedrooms and two full bathrooms while the second has a kitchenette, two bedrooms and one full bathroom. Both have a comfortable living and dining area, patio and outdoor showers.”

Get it for $6,000,000

6. A travel mug that remembers you.

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“Designed for use on the go, the Ember Travel Mug allows you to set your preferred drinking temperature, then maintains it, so your coffee or tea tastes perfect from first sip to last drop.”

Get it for $149.95

7. Mind = Blown.

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“Travelers with neck and back issues are that much more susceptible to pain when it comes to traveling so we’re giving you the best pillow for travel that will help you rest easy without taking up too much space!”

Get it for $25.95

8. In love with the cocoa.

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“The works of art were inspired by his muse, fellow designer Felicia Ferrone, and are an expression of the significant moments in their relationship throughout the years creating a physical timeline of the life they’ve shared. Each intricately detailed, complex, and unique box holds an equally special ring created by Christopher Gentner or series of chocolates.”

Price upon request

9. Would you like fries with that ballgown?

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“Judith Leiber Couture clutch bag in French fries shape with rainbow at front. Framed, hard-shell body fully beaded in Austrian crystals.”

Get it for $5,695

10. It’s a shoe tree. Get it?

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“‘Calling it ‘Shoe Tree’ hints at the fact that you can grow it if you wish.’ The modular design merges a totem pole and shoebox stack, handcrafted from American black walnut with marquetry finger joints.”

Get is for $6,600

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