As a child, communication with Santa is an annual privilege, one which should not be taken for granted — lest your name wind up on the “Naughty” list. Generally speaking, letters to Santa involve a wish list, as well as some evidence of your do-gooding from the past year. (I.e., “I know I lied to my mom, but I let my little sister borrow my Barbie that one time, so, yeah. I think we can agree that my karmic debt has been paid.”)
However, there are a few, special kids out there who are 100% over being submissive to Santa’s will, and have decided to give the old coot a piece of their minds.
According to Sarah McCammon, her 6-year-old son was told to write a letter to Santa at school. However, he apparently ended up penning a searing, resentment-filled note which was clearly meant to cut Santa to his very core.
The note reads:
Santa Im only doing this for the class. I know your notty list is emty. And your list list is emty. and your life is empty. You dont know the trouble Ive had in my life. Good bye.
Im not tell you my name
Wow. If this kid had been holding a mic, he would have straight-up dropped it.