This little kid’s scathing letter to Santa is pure fire

As a child, communication with Santa is an annual privilege, one which should not be taken for granted — lest your name wind up on the “Naughty” list. Generally speaking, letters to Santa involve a wish list, as well as some evidence of your do-gooding from the past year. (I.e., “I know I lied to my mom, but I let my little sister borrow my Barbie that one time, so, yeah. I think we can agree that my karmic debt has been paid.”)

However, there are a few, special kids out there who are 100% over being submissive to Santa’s will, and have decided to give the old coot a piece of their minds.

According to Sarah McCammon, her 6-year-old son was told to write a letter to Santa at school. However, he apparently ended up penning a searing, resentment-filled note which was clearly meant to cut Santa to his very core.

The note reads:

Dear Santa,

Santa Im only doing this for the class. I know your notty list is emty. And your list list is emty. and your life is empty. You dont know the trouble Ive had in my life. Good bye.

Love

Im not tell you my name

Wow. If this kid had been holding a mic, he would have straight-up dropped it.

Oh, and for the record — his so-called “troubles” are merely the sibling variety.

Twitter was, naturally, super appreciative of this sassy Santa letter.

Several people even felt that Sarah’s son was destined to become a moody country lyricist.

However, as one commenter pointed out, this kid is clearly more sly than he seems: he withheld his name, on the off-chance that his Santa accusations are incorrect.

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