The worst crimes ever committed against champagne

Popping bubbly is the love juice people choose while toasting to memorable moments. It’s the kind of alcohol that makes chambonging champagne actually seem fancy and makes brunching the socially acceptable excuse for drinking.

Celebrating anything with champagne is always better unless you fail miserably at handling this delicate drink like these poor souls did on Instagram.

When it gets in your eye

When you forgot the celebratory bottle in the freezer

When you definitely look like you peed your pants

When the bubbles completely miss your cup

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When your flute turns into sad pieces of glass

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When you try to make the perfect pour

When you really, really tried

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@florencetw

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