These unusual thoughts about being human will shake your mind

Being a human is kind of the coolest. Our minds tend to think of lightbulb ideas when we’re most relaxed, like in the shower, during the middle of the night, or at a bar. Any of those options are probably where these profound Reddit thoughts about being a human were thought of, and here are some of our favorites.

1. Technically everyone is addicted to food and water  – Deluxefordays

2. Everybody’s lips were probably so fucking chapped during the ice age. thecarelesscanuck

3. Deciding to have a kid is basically deciding to have a really expensive, exhausting, full-time hobby for 18 years. – FabioInMyBed

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4. “Fake it till you make it” is basically what people do to fall asleep. – s7eyedkiller

5. When you go bald, your whole head becomes your forehead. – uberricelover

6. If a girl is in the bathroom for a long time nobody cares. If a guy is in a bathroom for more than 3 minutes everyone knows he’s pooping. – relaxandlaugh

7. There was once a time where it would be normal to say “Hey! Can you break a $2 bill?” – UbermorphPoint45

8. Your “bottom” is in the middle of your body. – by metaform

9. If you were born in 1947 you’re 70 years old. If you were born in 1970 you’re 47 years old. – trollmeannakendrick

10. We walk around with shit in our bodies for hours. – joshcamas

11. Saying “um” is the human equivalent to buffering. – 2EGus

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12. We’re all just background characters in almost everyone else’s stories. – GoldEyes10

13. Being naked doesn’t feel as naked as being naked with socks on. – rodudero

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