If the past few weeks have shown us anything about the Modern Family star’s intentions, it’s that Ariel Winter wants you to know she is very, very single. Like, the most single.
If you couldn’t tell from her simply boobtastic #BodyPositive post from a week ago, then you’d have most definitely figured it out a few days later when her IG featured a glorious ass-shot taken on the pilot seat of a boat. If that still failed tip off any would-be suitors out there (apparently, it did) Winter’s very forward follow-up tweet would certainly do the job, right?
Wrong, if her IG is any indication. The actresses’ most recent post features her (almost!) nude in a bathtub, gazing knowingly at the wall.
“Today’s office…relax everyone it’s cranberry juice and I’m wearing lady bit pasties,” her caption explains.
Oh good, I was worried. But mostly I had a lot of questions. For example, does Winter regularly wear pasties while doing office work? Does she regularly wear pasties in the bathtub? Is this something I should be doing? Is drinking cranberry juice out of a wineglass a normal thing rich people do? And is that a TV REMOTE NEXT TO HER?
But in all seriousness, we’re rooting for you and your dope body, girlfriend. One thing is certain: If this picture still doesn’t bring all the boys to the yard, the rest of us might as well give up and accept our eternal singledom.