Cupcakes are often considered to be a classic, simple dessert — basic enough for kids birthday parties, and tasty enough to almost make you forget that you’re essentially eating the fun-sized version of a far superior cake.
However, there are certain cupcakes out there that refuse to fuck around. If anything, they are almost intimidating with their gluttonous possibilities.
These are those cupcakes. They are unreasonable and excessive and totally swoon-worthy. They will capture your heart while simultaneously decaying your teeth. And they are definitely not for the faint of heart — or faint of stomach.
1. Ferrero Rochet-Filled S’mores Cupcakes
Both a blessing and a chocolatey, delicious punishment.
2. Caramel Nougat Rice Krispy Cupcakes
The perfect size for stuffing into your mouth, in rapid succession.
3. Frosted Doughnut Cupcakes
How DARE you use doughnuts to FORCE me to eat this cupcake?
4. Syrupy Pancake Cupcakes
It’s breakfast-themed, so it’s probably healthy, right?
5. Caramel Turtle Cupcakes
So much chocolate it almost makes you physically fucking angry.
6. Towering Nutella Cupcakes
HOW IS SUCH A THING EVEN LEGAL??
7. Chocolate Chip Oreo-Stuffed Cupcakes
Haha, SURPRISE! Two desserts! Now eat both of them at once or else!!
8. Cookie Dough Cupcakes
It will kill you, but like, what a way to go.
9. Chocolate-Covered Popcorn Cupcakes
Sure! Put popcorn on my cupcake! Why the fuck not!
10. Chocolate Potato Chip Cupcakes
Now all of your junk food is in one handy, easily-consumable place!
11. Salted Caramel Pretzel Cupcakes
Anything is more evil when you drizzle caramel all over it.
12. Blueberry Streusel Cobbler Cupcakes
Ugh, FINE, I’ll take twelve.
13. Cotton Candy Cupakes
Tooth decay is probably worth it, right?
14. Bacon And Chocolate Cupcakes
Bacon is protein, so this is practically a health food.
15. Marshmallow Mountain Cupcakes
You may need to unhinge your jaw before consuming one of these.
16. Chicken ‘N Waffles Cupcakes
OKAY THIS IS JUST GETTING OUT OF HAND, GUYS.