18 Women Driven Temporarily Insane By PMS

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Three little letters and a whole mess of problems, PMS, or premenstrual fucking-kill-me-now syndrome, affects women 1 to 2 weeks before their period (read: we ladies either have our period or PMS every week of the month except one, if we’re lucky). Because the universe is unfair and men only have to experience orgasm to procreate, we take collective offense at this monthly curse that all women must endure to populate the planet.

For anyone lucky enough to not know this (yes, dudes I’m looking at you), the symptoms of PMS include such delightful things as acne, bacne, back and breast pain, bloating out to ungodly bulbous shapes, feeling exhausted and pissed (so so pissed) at the universe and everyone in it, and being emotional enough to cry at a a kite flying in the sky, or because the Starbucks barista spelled your name right.

The only things that seem to help ease the trauma in any way are greasy food, hot baths, chocolate, and orgasms, and even then, the relief is just temporary. So, here you go, 15 hilarious and real confessions revealed by women about life during their pre-period weeks of undeserved punishment.

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I was PMS-ing so bad once that my microwave told me to enjoy my meal and I burst into tears cuz I thought it was the only one who cared about me.%name 18 Women Driven Temporarily Insane By PMS
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Last month I was PMSing and I cried because I thought my husband would cheat on me. I don't have a husband! %name 18 Women Driven Temporarily Insane By PMS
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My boyfriend thinks I shouldn't have eaten his ice cream. I think he shouldn't have left Ben & Jerry's in the freezer with a PMSing girl in the house. #rookiemistake%name 18 Women Driven Temporarily Insane By PMS
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I didn't realize that I was PMSing and quit my job...I thought I was being rational at the time😂%name 18 Women Driven Temporarily Insane By PMS
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Whenever a guy asks me what pms stands for I always answer....Pms stands for: PREPARE to MEET SATAN %name 18 Women Driven Temporarily Insane By PMS
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One time.. When I was really moody due to PMS.. I almost mailed Tyra Banks a tear filled letter about how much I loved her! %name 18 Women Driven Temporarily Insane By PMS
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My pms emotions are so out of control that I cried when my mom put ranch on her pizza %name 18 Women Driven Temporarily Insane By PMS
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I was pmsing and yelled at my cat for being annoying and then I started crying because I thought I hurt her feelings %name 18 Women Driven Temporarily Insane By PMS
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I called in sick to work this morning because I was PMSing and was pissed off cause my outfits didn't look cute enough. I calmed down and now I am like 'Wtf, me.'%name 18 Women Driven Temporarily Insane By PMS
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I literally cried today because of how hot my science teacher is. Fuck PMS%name 18 Women Driven Temporarily Insane By PMS
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When i PMS i make a point of remembering every hurtful word anyone has ever said to me so i find something to cry about%name 18 Women Driven Temporarily Insane By PMS
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Trying to survive on a $20 weekly food budget when I have PMS munchies. I'm screwed.%name 18 Women Driven Temporarily Insane By PMS
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I'm a grown woman and I just cried because I dropped my colouring pens and they got messed up. The joys of PMS.%name 18 Women Driven Temporarily Insane By PMS
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I just ate up my burger like I've never seen food for 10 years. Hi PMS.%name 18 Women Driven Temporarily Insane By PMS
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Once I was "pms"ing I cried because my friends took too long to decide if they wanted to see a movie and when we went to book tickets there was no more seats 🙈%name 18 Women Driven Temporarily Insane By PMS
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This PMS is killing me. I just cried for two hours about a failed relationship tht I'm not even in.%name 18 Women Driven Temporarily Insane By PMS
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I had PMS so bad that it almost cost me my job because I practically cursed a customer out for not agreeing with me. %name 18 Women Driven Temporarily Insane By PMS
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Literally just sat in the tub, ate Wendy's nuggets, and listened to the most depressing songs ever. PMS is weird.

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