The United States has the best women’s gymnastics team in the world, *raises the roof*. The Final Five kweens took home the gold for a second straight Games, separating themselves from second-place Russia by 8.209 points— the largest margin of victory since they changed the scoring system to an open-ended one.
Badass. But while the judges are over there scrutinizing every single modicum of a movement, (as is their job, I guess) the rest of us are over here like, what? How? Why? But mostly, how? HOW? And also feeling infinitely inferior by comparison.