12 Lip Stains That’ll Last Through, Uh, ‘Foreplay’

The pervasive myth that women disdain blowjobs has long been debunked — so why does it always seem like makeup trends are eons behind the curve when it comes to lip products that can withstand a heated bout of foreplay?

Fortunately, this is where I introduced you to lip stains and say “The two of you are going to be best friends.”

Because lip stains sink into your lips and (as per their moniker) stain your lips with color, they’re relatively budge-proof when it comes to a heavy makeout session … or, you know. Any other oral activities. (*wink wink nudge nudge*)

Here are a few sturdy and fade-proof stains which will help you have a healthy sex life while maintaining a flawless appearance:

Related-ish: How Do These Lipstick Penises Make You Feel?

1. Becca Beach Tint

becca beach tint dragonfruit 12 Lip Stains That’ll Last Through, Uh, Foreplay
BeccaCosmetics

Great for goin’ to the beach or hittin’ the sheets, am I right?

2. Max Factor Lipfinity Lasting Lip Tint

maxfactor_glamour_3Feb13_426x639
MaxFactor

This lip marker will stay put — from foreplay, all the way through the cigarette after.

3. Vincent Longo Lip And Cheek Gel Stain

unnamed 6 04 12 Lip Stains That’ll Last Through, Uh, Foreplay
VincentLongo

Your cheeks may already be naturally flushed, thanks to your *ahem* activities, but it never hurts to add a little color.

4. 100% Pure Fruit Pigmented Lip & Cheek Stain

 12 Lip Stains That’ll Last Through, Uh, Foreplay
100PercentPure

Because smudging should NOT be a concern when performing fellatio.

5. Benefit Posie Tint

posietint hero 12 Lip Stains That’ll Last Through, Uh, Foreplay
Benefit

This light, peachy wash of color will make you feel fresh-faced and innocent, even when you’re doing things that are … well, not so innocent.

6. Milk Oil Lip Stain

BEABE615-9522-4E52-8F92-FF699035C4FE-655x1024
Milk

Not only does this lip color look surprisingly natural, but you won’t leave any smears behind on your boo.

7. Pixi Lip Blush

lip blush group 1256 30jan13 web 12 Lip Stains That’ll Last Through, Uh, Foreplay
PixiBeauty

The colors are perfect for when it’s spring, and the formula is perfect for when you’re sprung.

8. Stila Lip & Cheek Stain

S221020001.0
StilaCosmetics

Because nobody needs to know what the two of you have been up to.

9. Yves Saint Laurent Volupté Tint-In-Oil

s1811470-main-Lhero
Sephora

This lip oil will make sure you never have to kiss and tell.

10. Chosungah22 Ink Jet Lip Tatt Red

Screen Shot 2016-08-12 at 9.22.54 AM
chosungah22

Because if you wanted smeary red lips, you’d become a vampire.

11. ‘Tini Beauty Liptini

06 thefashionspot best lip and cheek stain 12 Lip Stains That’ll Last Through, Uh, Foreplay
TiniBeauty

Giving a blowjob with perfect red lipstick? Nothing hotter.

12. Make Up For Ever Aqua Rouge Lip Color

48119 12 Lip Stains That’ll Last Through, Uh, Foreplay
MakeupForEver

Because “doing the deed” shouldn’t include getting lipstick on your chin.

Related-ish: Here’s What Lipstick You Should Wear Based On Your Zodiac

Share Tweet E-email