The pervasive myth that women disdain blowjobs has long been debunked — so why does it always seem like makeup trends are eons behind the curve when it comes to lip products that can withstand a heated bout of foreplay?
Fortunately, this is where I introduced you to lip stains and say “The two of you are going to be best friends.”
Because lip stains sink into your lips and (as per their moniker) stain your lips with color, they’re relatively budge-proof when it comes to a heavy makeout session … or, you know. Any other oral activities. (*wink wink nudge nudge*)
Here are a few sturdy and fade-proof stains which will help you have a healthy sex life while maintaining a flawless appearance:
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1. Becca Beach Tint
Great for goin’ to the beach or hittin’ the sheets, am I right?
2. Max Factor Lipfinity Lasting Lip Tint
This lip marker will stay put — from foreplay, all the way through the cigarette after.
3. Vincent Longo Lip And Cheek Gel Stain
Your cheeks may already be naturally flushed, thanks to your *ahem* activities, but it never hurts to add a little color.
4. 100% Pure Fruit Pigmented Lip & Cheek Stain
Because smudging should NOT be a concern when performing fellatio.
5. Benefit Posie Tint
This light, peachy wash of color will make you feel fresh-faced and innocent, even when you’re doing things that are … well, not so innocent.
6. Milk Oil Lip Stain
Not only does this lip color look surprisingly natural, but you won’t leave any smears behind on your boo.
7. Pixi Lip Blush
The colors are perfect for when it’s spring, and the formula is perfect for when you’re sprung.
8. Stila Lip & Cheek Stain
Because nobody needs to know what the two of you have been up to.
9. Yves Saint Laurent Volupté Tint-In-Oil
This lip oil will make sure you never have to kiss and tell.
10. Chosungah22 Ink Jet Lip Tatt Red
Because if you wanted smeary red lips, you’d become a vampire.
11. ‘Tini Beauty Liptini
Giving a blowjob with perfect red lipstick? Nothing hotter.
12. Make Up For Ever Aqua Rouge Lip Color
Because “doing the deed” shouldn’t include getting lipstick on your chin.