Here’s What The Sinners Are Buying On Amazon This Week

We’ve made it through another week, folks and I think you all know what that means. Yes, Sinners of Amazon is back in all its disturbingly naughty glory and we can’t wait to share what we’ve found this week.

As you go forth and peruse some of the most deviant items Amazon has to offer, keep in mind Christmas is just around the corner. We all have that one person on our list who’d enjoy a few of these items so set your browser to private and get to shopping.

1. Blissful Secrets Vibrating G-spot Massager


First up on our list is the current best-selling vibrator on Amazon. Not only is it 100% waterproof, but this toy has a long lasting battery life and is said to be one of the most powerful of its kind. With a 4.3 rating, this product might be just what you need to treat yo self this holiday season.

Get it HERE

2. BigMouth Inc Weener Kleener Soap


Next up on our list is the Weener Kleener which is as you can probably guess, one of the top rated self-hygiene products on the market. The product has a solid 4.6 stars and one reviewer can’t seem to get enough. “This isn’t just a soap to keep clean, it is a new and attractive way to unload your weapon. Never has cleaning felt so good.”

Get it HERE

3. Pipedream Products Wind Up Sgt Stroker


This absolutley ridiculous novelty toy might be the perfect gift for your secret santa this year or for that friend that has an equally as perverse sense of humor as you do. Sgt. Stroker reporting for duty!

Get it HERE

4. Leather Bondage Headgear Mask Restraint

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Though we are fairly open minded when it comes to sex toys and products of the BDSM nature, this “mask” is particularly terrifying. How do you breathe? I feel like I would have an anxiety attack just putting this on, which is definitely the opposite of arousing. Sorry, it’s going to be a no from me.

Get it HERE

5. Images You Should Not Masturbate To


This hilarious book is probably one of the most ridiculous products we’ve ever seen on Amazon. According to its description, “this deceptively simple and strangely addictive book presents a laugh-out-loud collection of random pictures virtually guaranteed to dampen the urge of even the strongest libido.”

Get it HERE

6. Fetish Leather Whip with Glass Dildo


This leather whip with a glass dildo attached is quite the multi-functional sex toy. Amazon shoppers have given it a 4.5 stars saying they “love the bite of the whip and the ease of having a dildo on the other side.”

Get it HERE

7. Rachel’s Pleasures Thigh Cuffs


If you’ve been looking for a way to spice things up in the bedroom, but aren’t quite at the level of intense masks and ball gags, these thigh cuffs might be just what you need. It allows you to position your lover anyway you like so that you can explore the thrills of bondage as a beginner.

Get it HERE

8. Coloring for Grown-Ups: The Adult Activity Book


This adult coloring book is the perfect gift for anyone on your list this year who could use a good laugh and some stress relief. Each page offers hilarious pictures any true “adult” can relate to. Hours of entertainment are at your finger tips.

Get it HERE

9. Edible Crotchless Gummy Panties


While I’ve heard about edible underwear/bras/nipple tassels etc., I can’t quite wrap my mind around gummy panties. Also, peach flavor? Really? However confused we may be about them, the product description does insist that you can “turn yourself into a tasty treat with these yummy edible gummy undies.”

Get it HERE

10. Women’s Christmas Present Lingerie

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If you’ve been searching for the perfect gift for your partner this year, maybe the answer has been infront of you all along. The gift that truly keeps on giving is, of course, yourself wrapped in this scandalous red bow. I’m sure there won’t be any complaints.

Get it HERE

11. 10-Speed Wireless Vibration SM Nipple Clamps


Next on our list this week, is a pair of bright pink vibrating nipple clamps. They look a bit heavy for our taste, but satisfied customers say they’re a great addition to the bedroom if you like your nipples stimulated. Well, can’t argue with that.

Get it HERE

12. “I’m A Delicate Fucking Flower” Women’s Socks

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These socks might be our favorite item on the list this week. We will take a dozen of them for ourselves and all of our favorite females on the Christmas list this year.

Get it HERE

13. Cream Pie Pocket Pussy


Last, but certainly not least is this nightmarish fleshlight. As if its name wasn’t disturbing enough, the Cream Pie Pocket Pussy is a sight to make eyes sore. In fact, we are just going to have to keep on scrolling for this one.

Get it HERE

See Also: 22 Times The Elf On The Shelf Went Way Too Far

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