So Britney Has A New BF And You Might Need A Minute To Drink Him In

It seems like every holiday season couples are flocking together left and right. This person got engaged and that person has a new boyfriend. I mean, I get the whole need to have someone to snuggle up to, but if I’m being honest it’s a bit much.

Maybe I’m just single and cynical or perhaps I’m envious of the seemingly perfect celebrity romances that have recently come to light. To be more specific, I’m referring to Britney Spears and her new unimaginably gorgeous beau. It’s like people that good-looking are genetically programmed to find each other and the rest of us can only stalk their social media in jealous awe.

Britney Spears has a new boyfriend and he is the definition of a thirst trap.

Give yourself a minute, you’re going to need it.

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Jesus, why couldn’t we have gotten him for Christmas? Wherever he came from I need a one-way ticket there and that is all.

This beautiful specimen is Sam Asghari and Britney met him on the set of her new video “Slumber Party.”

Aside from this being one of the best videos Britney has released in a while (imho), we were immediately intoxicated at the sight of Asghari.

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His visual representation of Satan makes us all want to sell our souls.

And the pair’s on-screen and off-screen chemistry was tangible early on.

Goddamn…

Britney and Sam were rumored to be dating shortly after the video was released, but it wasn’t confirmed until Britney made an appearance in Sam’s Instagram story on Christmas.

Though this isn’t an official confirmation of their relationship, it’s pretty obvious the two are in the same bed so…something amazing is happening there.

Sam might be the hottest man Britney has ever dated. For proof, we perused his Instagram and we’re not sorry about it.

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His workout videos are almost too much…

They want to see us dead!

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And he enjoys wearing grey sweatpants, thank god.

But really…

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His mirror selfies are works of art.

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And he’s no stranger to role play.

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Needless to say, Britney has chosen very very well.

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Get it girl.

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