The answer, of course, is that pineapple belongs nowhere near a pizza. That should be obvious, but don’t take my word for it—let the pizza man himself set the record straight.
One Twitter user made the inexcusable mistake of ordering pineapple on a pizza. Fortunately, she was saved from her mistake:
As you can see, that pizza does not include pineapple, despite what Ali ordered. Why? Because the pizza guy, as the note explains, “could not bring myself to put pineapple on it. That’s gross. Sorry.”
Not only did the dude save Ali from having to eat pineapple pizza, he was even nice enough to give her the $5 back. What a hero.
Some people—the people who are correct—are praising the pizza guy and his heroic save.
Of course, some of the ill-informed pineapple pizza lovers tried defending their atrocious taste.
To be clear, the pineapple, in and of itself, is not the issue. The issue is whether or not it belongs on pizza.
And pineapple absolutely does not belong on pizza.
But, hey, at least she’s not dunking her pizza in milk.