These days your smartphone can do just about anything. From voice activated commands to video calls and thumb print recognition, technology is advancing at an insanely expeditious rate.
Just when we thought the smartphone couldn’t get any “smarter,” a new digital marketplace has created an app that allows you to give long distance cunnilingus to your partner by licking your phone screen. Yes, this is real.
A new company called O-Cast allows people to upload simulated oral sex sessions that can be then be downloaded on to a vibrator via bluetooth.
According to O-Cast’s spokesman Darren Press, the product can be equated to an “iTunes for oral sex,” since they plan to offer a variety of different tongue patterns for download at the website. Women have the option to choose a climax courtesy of their favorite porn star or average Jane/Joe.
Here’s how it works: one person downloads the app that allows them to record either finger or licking patterns on their phone.
“You can also use your finger, but telling people to lick the phone helps the click bait,” Press told HuffPost. “If your phone screen is clean, you should be OK.”
Because most phones are naturally so clean…
Whether you elect to use your tongue or go the more sanitary route with your finger, the patterns are designed to last up to 60 seconds. These are then sent to a Bluetooth connected vibrator, specifically a Lush which sells for about $100.
Press says the plan is to provide a place where men and women can record their oral technique so it can be sampled and, hopefully, appreciated by the world at large.
According to Press, the technology was first tested by cam models working at his other business, CamSoda, an adult entertainment website.
Adult entertainer Charley Hart tested out the product and was impressed by the results.
She said that though nothing compares to the real thing, the product is great for when your partner is far away. Her plan is to utilize it in her work as a cam model by letting fans “perform” on her by uploading their own oral sex performances during private shows (provided they pay an additional fee.)
There are currently 12 sample “orgasms” available for download with titles like “Getting Loco,” “Mushroom Cloud,” and “Sensual Bath.”
All of these recordings will be available for download free of charge through March 31 and then they will be available for purchase for $0.99.
What a concept…at least maybe this way those who are less inclined in the world of cunnilingus will have the opportunity to practice before the real deal. Lord knows we could use more skilled individuals in that area.