You’ve finally made it through another week which can only mean one thing, Sinners of Amazon is back. We know it’s been a stressful past few days, so why not unwind with all the NSFW products Amazon has to offer? We don’t judge.
1. This MOJOY complete bondage kit
The first product on our list this week is a purple-themed complete bondage set for both the beginner and the seasoned BDSM enthusiast. According to its description, the kit expertly turns your bed into a bondage playground without causing harm to your partner. Well, thank god for that.
Get it on Amazon for $17.99
2. This remote controlled 12-frequency bullet vibrator
Ladies, if you’ve been on the hunt for the perfect “me time” companion, this magic bullet should definitely be on your radar. The product description may just be enough to tempt you. “Small but mighty, these multi-speed vibrating bullet massagers offer lots of power and variety in a compact package that’s perfect for satisfaction anytime, anywhere.”
Get it on Amazon for $10.99
3. This 50 Ways to Eat Cock cookbook
As I’m sure you can tell from the title of this book, it contains several cock and ball recipes because who doesn’t need more of that in their life? Though easily mocked, this title has an impressive 5-star rating on Amazon.
Get it on Amazon for $13.46
4. This stainless steel chastity cage
If you and your partner keep your sex life on the kinkier end of the spectrum, this male chastity device could be the perfect addition to your toy collection. One reviewer said it was well worth the purchase and “It’s nice and soft, comfortable and very lightweight.”
Get it on Amazon for $21.99
5. This novelty “I love titties and beer” hat
This product serves as the perfect gag gift for your most redneck friend. Because we all know what his two favorite things are don’t we?
Get it on Amazon for $9.99
6. This strict leather ball gag and blind fold
Okay, I’m all for trying out the whole BDSM thing, but this mask/ball gag is downright terrifying. However, many customers are loving the product saying, “My sub loves it! Smooth, comfortable, loves the size of the ball gag… She was so excited when she opened the box!”
Get it on Amazon for $35.65
7. These novelty socks
There have never been a more accurate pair of socks in existence. What better motto to live life by? Plus, you can subtly give the world the finger without anyone knowing.
Get it on Amazon for $11.99
8. This BodyWand 5pc bathtime set
Guys, if you’ve been looking for a gift that your lady friend will really appreciate look no further than this bath set from Bodywand. Complete with a 100% waterproof, battery operated wand, optional dual stimulating insertable dolphin extension, massaging body poof with waterproof vibrating bullet AND a cute rubber ducky, hours of fun are in store.
Get it on Amazon for $103.09
9. The World’s Largest Bra
Though this may appear to be some form of hammock or giant body pillow, it is in fact the world’s largest bra. Finally, that friend who’s a size ZZZ can get a little support…
Get it on Amazon for $16.99
10. This Adam and Eve sensual touch wand massager
Adam and Eve are well-known for their premier pleasure toys and this sensual touch massager is no exception. Aside from its cool purple tone, the product description is certainly telling: “This rechargeable wands whimsical mushroom shape is molded from silky silicone, so it glides effortlessly with 10 vibration functions including multiple speeds, pulsation, and patterns.”
Get it on Amazon for $40.57
11. These testicle shaped stress balls
If you’ve been feeling extra stressed lately, like so stressed you just want to crush a pair, these may be just what you need. What’s more relaxing than grabbing balls? Probably a lot of things.
Get it on Amazon for $7.33
12. These silk restraint set
These silk restraints add just a touch of bondage fun to an otherwise typical bedtime session. “Once you’ve tied your partner up with pure silk sashes, you’ll never go back to those cheap imitations. Use these for simple bindings like wrists together, ankles bound, wrist-to-thigh or arms to bedposts, or more elaborate arrangements like full-body harnesses and decorative arm and leg bindings turning your partner into a work of art to be adored and admired.” Sounds like fun to me…
Get it on Amazon for $54.95
13. This “Oops I Sharted Myself” hand sanitizer
Though it’s near impossible to keep a straight face while looking at this product, it makes for an excellent gag gift or a strategically placed joke in the office restrooms.
Get it on Amazon for $7.02