15 Guys Share The One Thing They Think Women Will Never Understand

Though men can appear to be fairly simple and straight-forward creatures on the surface, there are many idiosyncrasies they possess that will never fail to baffle us. For instance, why do you feel the need to scratch your balls in public? Also, for as long as you’ve peed standing up, how can you still be missing the damn toilet?

Reddit asked its male users what habits they have that they’re convinced women will never understand. Let’s just say, they might be accurate about most of these.

1. Are you sure, GFY_EH?

“When I scratch myself or re-adjust myself down below, I am not getting sexual pleasure from it.”

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2. ghazi_, that makes sense to me.

“In my experience, I’ve never chatted with the guys about my SO’s vagina. The fact that my ex had in depth conversations with her work friends regarding my penis is weird. And no, even if Sean isn’t REALLY a dickhead, I have no interest in what your friend has to say about his junk.”

3. Fair enough, theartlav.

“Men don’t want “nothing but sex”, they just don’t want everything else without sex.”

4. joshuaM14‘s point seems like a no-brainer.

“Boners can be a big problem in public.”

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5. Sorry, remarqer I still don’t get it.

“It’s not that we do not aim, the urine sometimes split streams or something.”

6. If only this was the same for women, ShawshankException.

“I can go weeks without going out with my friends and our friendship doesn’t get strained.”

7. This, we know aussiaesop.

“We don’t know what you want unless you tell us.

Romantically, sexually, emotionally, physically, hungerally, etc.

Just…like, direct us a little bit.”

8. Not too sure why Hakuroz‘s statement is difficult to understand.

“Just because I wanna do stuff by myself sometimes does not mean I don’t like being around you.”

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9. I don’t doubt that, TheObnoxiousCamoToe.

“When you ask me what I’m thinking about, and I say, “nothing much”, it doesn’t mean I’m upset. It literally means I’m not thinking of much.

Except maybe how I can possibly fit a tiger into a tutu.”

10. thndrstrk LIES.

“I’m listening, just don’t have anything to add to the conversation.”

11. Aww you’re poor pride, tallandlanky

“We don’t drop off the face of the earth after you reject us because we are angry. We do it because rejection hurts and is quite embarrassing.”

12. I beg to differ, EnterPlayerTwo.

“Morning wood does not equal horny.”

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13. Honestly, let’s just keep it a mystery eliminatingaww.

“Pee shivers.”

14. vallie24 has blown my mind.

“The Nod: Downwards for respect, Upwards if you know them.”

15. At least you know better, justacuriousguy123.

“Shit talking. Guys can call each other the most appalling names and still be great friends. Try calling a female friend a “useless sack of shit” and see how that works for you.”

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