Urban Dictionary is a place where people throw adulthood out the window and define words or slang the way they really wanted to say it, no filter necessary. This crowdsourcing site keeps it anonymous, so you know these brutally vulgar definitions are both fitting and messed up at the same time.
And nothing is held sacred here, even simple wedding descriptions. So we looked them up for you and left the censored definitions aside. Apologies in advance.
The act of sitting down and shitting or pissing oneself in a public place such as the middle of a street.
A man who tries to get the groom to come to his senses before he commits to a life long nightmare.
3. Wedding Cake
Wedding Caking is relatively uncommon, but is popular with the underground porn industry, large orgies, and swinging parties.
When a married couple spend their wedding night removing their pants and displaying their asses to one another in a ritualistic fashion.
A man who has a special set of skills that may or may not include weapons training and who will protect his daughter at all costs if and when groom screws up.
6. Wedding Band
Distribution of cheap wedding invitations may result in Funeral Invitations for the “licker” of the envelopes.
8. Diamond Ring
An offering made to a female to get her to open her legs.
The marriage of two ding-a-lings.
10. Maid of Honor
You’re basically the brides bitch. You do what ever she says
11. Best Man
An acquaintance with whom you trust a five minute speech that could, potentially, ruin the rest of your life.