This Guy Realizes Why You Should Never Leave Your Sex Toys Where Kids Might Find Them

It’s only natural to occasionally turn to sex toys in order to spice up one’s love life — however, it’s also important to handle such toys with the proper amount of discretion, lest they get found by prying eyes.

One guy recently learned this reasonably simple lesson the hard way, when he carelessly left a sex toy out in the open for his girlfriend’s niece to find.

Not long ago, Ben Lauder engaged in some decidedly adult activities with his girlfriend, and incorporated a cock ring into their bedroom play. However, Ben completely forgot to stow the sex toy back in its hidden place, and left it out on the nightstand.

His girlfriend, Amy, texted him about the slip-up.

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Apparently, her younger cousin had seen the cock ring on the nightstand …

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… and decided that the pink stretchy thing was a lovely new wristwatch.

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In case you’re confused about what a cock ring actually looks like, I can assure you that this newfangled bracelet is indeed a sex toy, complete with a small vibrating nub.

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Ben tweeted about the unbelievable incident, because it was simply too hilarious and horrifying not to share.

A few curious commenters asked for Ben’s personal opinion on cock rings. His take? They’re great, as long as you don’t leave them in a place where a wandering toddler might find them.

There are two major takeaways from this uncomfortable lesson: 1.) if you want your bedroom habits to stay private, then you should always be careful and discreet in how you store your sex toys, and 2.) vibrating cock rings, despite their cute and funky watch-like appearance, cannot actually tell time.

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