Here’s What The Sinners Are Buying On Amazon This Week

If you’re reading this, it means you’ve survived yet another tedious work week and are hopefully at least one drink deep into your weekend. Of course, it wouldn’t really be the weekend without your favorite list of naughty products.

Sinners of Amazon is back with an all new round of NSFW items you’ll pretend you’re not dragging into you’re shopping cart. Don’t worry, we don’t judge.

1. This waterproof multi-speed vibrating dildo

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First up on our list this week, is a vibrating purple dildo with multiple speed variations and a classy ring of rhinestones at its bottom. Most Amazon reviewers say the item is smaller than it appears on the site, but it really gets the job done. “Awesome. Packs a very nice vibration and the first time my girlfriend used it she got off multiple times. I’m sure it’ll be part of our bedroom lives for quite sometime.” Well, then.

Get it on Amazon for $9.99

2. This TeaBagger tea infuser

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If you’ve been on the hunt for a clever new tea diffuser, look no further than this ball sack that will quite literally teabag your beverage. Yes, it’s real and we know you want one.

Get it on Amazon for $14.95

3. This farting golf ball

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Nothing can spice up an otherwise snooze-worthy game of golf quite like a farting golf ball. This product will let one rip every time a club hits it. Why does golf have to be so serious anyway?

Get it on Amazon for $9.97

4. This Drunk Stoned or Stupid party game

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If you enjoy party games like Cards Against Humanity or What Do You Meme, you’ll get a kick out of this adult card game. Amazon shoppers can’t rave enough about the product saying, “It is the life of the party! Each card is perfect for someone in the group, and you get to hear your friends tell hilarious stories as they battle to be the one not to keep the card.”

Get it on Amazon for $12.75

5. This bag of cotton candy cat farts 

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Looking for the perfect Mother’s Day gift? JK, please do not purchase this item for your mom, but feel free to buy it for that one coworker who consistently gets under your skin. It’s the kind of gift that says “I’m laughing at you not with you.”

Get it on Amazon for $9.99

6. This realistic boob stress ball

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Tbh, we have several of these floating around our office and they’re actually very soothing to hold onto. What’s more relaxing than squeezing a nice boob?

Get it on Amazon for $8.72

7. This “Coworkers I Want to Punch in the Face” journal

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If your coworkers have really been grinding your gears lately—and you need a subtle, yet professional way to let them know how much they annoy you—buy this journal and leave it placed on your desk. That way, there’s no confusion. They certainly don’t want to be on your “list”.

Get it on Amazon for $8.99

8. This vibrating prostate massager

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According to its product description, this prostate massager “is the best toy to stimulate your prostate and perineum, elevates your enjoyment during lovemaking or solo play.” Amazon shoppers have given the product a solid 4.6 out of 5 stars, so maybe it’s worth a try?

Get it on Amazon for $24.99

9. This 2-pack of dick glass cups

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If you’ve got a bachelorette party coming up or your just in the mood to drink a beverage from a phallically designed container, these dick glasses are perfect. Simply fill them up and get to chugging.

Get it on Amazon for $29.99

10. This novelty purse hook

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This novelty purse hook is honestly genius. I might just have to order a couple of them for my next apartment. The little man looks so happy to be holding up all of your junk on his junk. *wink*

Get it on Amazon for $9.99

11. This Wash Your Nuts Soap-On-A-Rope kit

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Gentleman, please wash your nuts with these nuts. Seriously, wash them. If it takes these ironically shaped sandalwood soaps to do the trick, then by all means get to scrubbing.

Get it on Amazon for $11.93

12. This BDSM starter kit 

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Last, but certainly not least is this BDSM starter kit that comes with an under-the-bed restraint system as well as a beginners guide. Amazon reviewers seem to be pretty big fans of the product. “If you’re just wanting to get a feel or experiment a little, you can’t beat this kit and price. Everything is pretty much assembled when you receive the package, you just position under bed, clip the cuffs on, and you’re ready to go. Straps are easy to adjust for desired length. Just try it, you’ll like it” one customer wrote. Hmmm…*drags to shopping cart*

Get it on Amazon for $24.93

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