Anyone who has ever had a job has been tempted to call in sick before. No matter what the occupation may be, consistently wanting to show up is harder some days more than others. But the worst is getting to the point that you so desperately want to make an excuse, that you’ll try anything. If you make it to this spot, there is no going back. Before you know it, you’ll believe your terrible lie is a lightbulb idea, which in turn, becomes an epic foot in mouth situation.
Matt had to take his daughter to the emergency room
…but he must’ve forgotten about the reverse Google image feature.
Kyle said he had medical reasons
…but his status on Facebook was contradicting his excuse.
A Swiss woman said she couldn’t look at a screen
…but it turned out she was perfectly capable of looking at a screen.
This guy said he injured his hand too bad to come in
…but he must have forgotten that he friended his boss.
So the argument ensued
…and it escalated quickly.
Joe said his window took a hit
…and he actually got away with it at first.
So Joe tried another excuse the next day.
… and sent over three photos of completely different feet.
So Joe’s boss responded
…and determined all of his excuses were lies.