This ridiculously hot man is apparently fifty years old, and it’s breaking everybody’s brain

I know you were probably sitting there, thinking to yourself, “Damn, I really wish Twitter could introduce me to a new thirst trap to distract me from all of the lesser men in my life.” And you know what? Don’t worry, honey, I got you.

Please prepare for your newest internet hunk obsession.

Recently, Twitter discovered photographer and model ChuanDo Tan, and everyone is reeling โ€” not simply because he is a pristine specimen of sexiness, but because he is allegedly FIFTY YEARS OLD.

Though ChuanDo’s age has yet to be officially confirmed, multiple outlets are alleging that the photographer is indeed fifty years old. And hey, all these thirst-trap photos are excellent distractions while we wait for ChuanDo to confirm his age.

If you need more proof of ChuanDo Tan’s hotness, DON’T EVEN WORRY ABOUT IT, THERE’S PLENTY.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME.

WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS.

๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐ŸŠๅนดๅˆไธ‰็š„่‡‰ – ไป–ไปฌ่ฏด "ๆ˜ฏไธๆ˜ฏๅ› ไธบๆ”ถไธๅคŸ็บขๅŒ…?" " … ่ฟ™ไนˆ่€๏ผŒ่ฟ˜ๆ‹ฟ็บขๅŒ…!" ๆˆ‘่ฏด "ๆœ‰ไบบ็ป™ๅฐฑ่ƒฝๆ‹ฟ, ไธๆ‹ฟ็™ฝไธๆ‹ฟ! ไธ€ๅนดๅฐฑ่ฟ™ๆ—ถไพฏ่ƒฝๆ‹ฟ, ๆ‹ฟไธๅคŸ, ่‡‰ๅฝ“็„ถ้บป" ไป–ไปฌ่ฏด "่ฏด่ฏด่€Œๅทฒ, ่ฟ™ไนˆๆฟ€ๅŠจ…" ๆˆ‘ "…….." ๆˆ‘็š„่‡‰ โžก๏ธ ๆœ‰ๅฃ้šพ่จ€๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™ˆLOL ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ – 30th Jan

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Twitter users couldn’t tell if they were confused by ChuanDo’s apparent age, or simply turned TF on. (Honestly, does it matter?)

No one knows how to feel about this 50-year-old’s hotness, but one thing’s for sure โ€” we ain’t mad about it.

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