These coloring book malfunctions are so unfortunate to the naked eye, you might internally cry
When you’re satisfied with your work of art until you reread your grammatical failure
“When your stress reliever becomes stressed “
When you’re excited to get started but the coloring book doesn’t let you.
When the coloring book has got it all wrong.
When your majestic crow is actually a “corw?”
When you try and make a monkey’s tail but have to restart.
When Belle’s books turn into sex positions.
When you don’t know what to color because the character is white IRL.
When your kid’s “rockit” looks a lot like something else.
When you’re looking for yellow but…
When the person coloring is an angry elf.